Xbox Live Bio
Some say: He drinks a lot of petrol. His tongue can strip the paint off a Porsche in 30 seconds. If he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen. For some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch. On really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake. The outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring. He is banned from the Chelsea Flower Show. His genitals are on upside down. He lives in a tree. All we know is, he's called The Stig